As The New York Times reported on Tuesday evening, even as Gaetz was singing along with the “Trump won” chorus, he was also chasing his hero around the White House, begging for shelter from the coming storm. Gaetz complained that there was a “bloodlust” among his political opponents, and because of that he would need a “broad pardon” that included “unidentified congressional allies.”
What these other members of Congress may have done that made it necessary to hand them all get out of jail free cards isn’t clear. Though there’s some suspicion that Gaetz may have included other Trump favorites in his pardon request to “camouflage” the fact that Gaetz was about to need a whole lot of pardoning all on his own. What Trump thought of this was also unclear, but White House lawyers seemed to have turned Gaetz away — and there are people who okayed extensive pardons for both Roger Stone and Michael Flynn.
A Gaetz spokesman has issued a statement denying that the Florida Republicans never asked for a pardon. Which, because every aspect of this affair demands to be simply bizarre, is based on the idea that Gaetz was always asking for pardons: “…he called for President Trump to pardon ‘everyone from himself, to his administration, to Joe Exotic.’” So clearly Gaetz never asked Trump to pardon anyone, because he was on record asking Trump to pardon everyone.
The Times also quotes Gaetz as bragging about how often he was in contact with Trump. In listing all the places, Gaetz says he answered a Trump call while “in the throes of passion.” However, he doesn’t say whether that passion involved a school girl flown cross country on a fake ID. Gaetz also says he took a call from Trump while “on the throne.” One has to suspect there may have been a large amount of grunting on both ends of that call.
As ABC News notes, even in a White House that was regularly handing out broad pardons to pals who had committed everything from tax fraud to threatening murder, Gaetz request would have been pretty out there. In asking for a preemptive pardon that would absolve him of any crimes charged, Gaetz was essentially asking for permission to go forth and crime all he wanted. There are real questions as to with even the “unlimited” power of presidential pardons is quite that unlimited.
It’s not certain if Trump knew about the Justice Department investigation into Gaetz when the pardon request came in. However, it certainly seems that Gaetz knew the jig was soon to be up.
Meanwhile, Politico has more details on Greenberg. That includes his penchant for dressing the employees at his tax assessment office in body armor and requiring them to carry weapons. That includes going armed to business conferences. Greenberg also installed — at taxpayer expense — a sprinkler system expressly so he could soak protesters by remote control. And he handed out unprecedently fat contracts to his friends, after running a campaign talking about “draining the swamp” and “ending crony capitalism.” Add in rampant racism, islamophobia, and endless misogyny, and Greenberg seems like the very model of the modern Republican.
Greenberg has managed to pick up at least 33 indictments. How many of those will also end up being applied to Gaetz is still to be determined, but as a Florida attorney who worked for one of Greenberg’s opponents said, this isn’t a story just about Gaetz, or even about Gaetz and Greenberg. “Ultimately, it’s about abuse of power and how the Republican Party lost its way with guys like this. … They’re the embodiment of Trumpism.”