If you were trapped on a desert island with Tucker Carlson, what conversation would most inspire you to walk into the uncaring ocean?
Tucker Carlson talking about the imagined gender of anthropomorphic vegetables
Tucker Carlson complaining that Dr. Suess books don’t have racist pictures anymore
Tucker Carlson upset that the new president isn’t appearing on camera often enough
Tucker Carlson opining on the qualifications of military women who could fold him into an origami swan in the span of a single My Pillow commercial